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if anyone wants shots of dio’s tiddy i am here to provide just please give us dio’s cup size

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okay so: i had some time and this was very important information i needed to know.

first: this picture

we know that dio is 195 cm tall, which is approximately 76″
the human head is about 1/8 of the body height (and yes, I measured myself and did the math to check this, it was pretty accurate).
this means Dio’s head is about 9.5″

copying that line and repositioning it (without resizing!) shows us that the tiddie™ is about the same size:

from there, I went to this picture, showing a side view:

To calculate cup size, you need to know the inches difference between the tiddie and the underbust measurement. so we’re gonna estimate these numbers again:

looks like just across the front of his chest is about 2 1/3 heads ((9.5 + 3.16) * 2), we can assume the same for his back, and his sides look about one head each i’d guess, failing a true side view. so that gives us 69.6″ around his chest.

For the tiddies, we measure across the biggest part, so:

as you can see (the top lines) thats like 2 and ¾ heads across the front. however the tiddie has some extra thickness too, so we’re just gonna go ahead and call that extra ¼ head as tiddie thickness (which it really is if you look at the overlap of that rightmost green section)
this gives us (2 * 9.5 + (9.5 * ¾) + (9.5 * ¼)) for his front, which simplifies to (3 * 9.5) and takes care of extra thickness on the sides already. So we can use the same 1 head estimate for his sides, and 2 1/3 for his back, as any extra size comes from the tiddie.
this all means that his tiddie size is 75.9″ around.

the difference between those measurements is about 6″. so we look on one of these nice cup size charts:

which tells us that Dio is an F or DDD cup! <3

OH MY GOD THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.. .. TRIPLE DDDIO